The 10 reasons being a woman is great:

1. Women have a natural intuition for certain things; your mom always knows when something is bothering you.
2. If a boat is sinking, women get lifevests and lifeboats first.
3. Women can wear men’s clothes and look great in them.
4. If women get lost, they are not afraid to ask for directions; their pride does not stand in the way.
5. Statistically, women tend to live longer, happier lives than men do.
6. Red lipstick and high heels – enough said.
7. For most birthdays and accomplishment-celebration parties, women get flowers – sometimes even on a regular day!
8. More fashion and clothes options are available for women; skirts, pants, shorts, dresses and not to mention accesories.
9. Women are always taken care of by older brothers or male friends, like at a club or party.
10. Girl-talk tends to provide the best insight and advice.